,
    "host" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "123456",
    "host" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "graig",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "admin",
    "password" => "password",
    "privileges" => 3306,
    "database" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => 5,
    "debug" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "root",
    "password" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
}
#config file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
$admin = "debug"
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['debug_mode'] = "low";
$debugMode = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['inheritance'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$graiw_privileges = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['username'] = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals